Monthly Archives: August 2010
Academic Insult of the Day- August 23, 2010
Yesterday you told me that you were “a major league talent.” If that’s true then you must be the Chicago Cubs.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 22, 2010
You are to academia what Members Only jackets are to fashion.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 21, 2010
You’re such a bad historian that Glenn Beck praised your last book.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 20, 2010
You’re such a poor scholar that when a student asked you about Big Brother you told him that you don’t watch reality television.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 19, 2010
I liked your journal article about the cultural and political signifigance of comic book superheroes. You have a lot in common with Batman, you both remind me of vermin.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 18, 2010
I would like to thank you for serving as an example in my ESL class today. When explaining the difference between “latest” and “last,” I told the class that you had just published your latest book but everyone wished it was your last.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 17, 2010
Your lastest monograph is so bad that Amazon.com lists it as toilet tissue
World War II Nose Cone Art- August 16, 2010
This is a World War II bomber known as the “Shady Lady.”
Academic Insult of the Day- August 16, 2010
You are to academia what Milli Vanilli is to Grammy winners.
