I just read your latest book and it made me think of the Voltaire quote about the Holy Roman Empire. He claimed the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. You are neither a scholar, nor an intellectual, nor a writer.
Tag Archives: Humor
Academic Insult of the Day- August 23, 2010
Yesterday you told me that you were “a major league talent.” If that’s true then you must be the Chicago Cubs.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 22, 2010
You are to academia what Members Only jackets are to fashion.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 21, 2010
You’re such a bad historian that Glenn Beck praised your last book.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 20, 2010
You’re such a poor scholar that when a student asked you about Big Brother you told him that you don’t watch reality television.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 19, 2010
I liked your journal article about the cultural and political signifigance of comic book superheroes. You have a lot in common with Batman, you both remind me of vermin.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 18, 2010
I would like to thank you for serving as an example in my ESL class today. When explaining the difference between “latest” and “last,” I told the class that you had just published your latest book but everyone wished it was your last.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 17, 2010
Your lastest monograph is so bad that Amazon.com lists it as toilet tissue
Academic Insult of the Day- August 16, 2010
You are to academia what Milli Vanilli is to Grammy winners.
Academic Insult of the Day- August 15, 2010
I just read a Nostradamus prophecy that I believe is about you:
“From the aquatic triplicity there is born a man
who creates horrible words and sentences,
His thoughts and ideas create great nausea
among those that are forced to dwell with him.”
